Lyrics

Featuring Jeff Negrelli on acoustic guitar

Tony, who’s faxing you now?
Who’s dialing your flip phone?

Gary, I think that Chris
is fixin’ to take your job

Liz, is rarely on, guess she's gone,
on the road with Bruce Springsteen
Torie’s got, lots of notes, about sports,
and all the games she’s seen
Jeannie, whispers a laugh

Tony, oh Tony,
this show is sublime
I hope it's on for a long time

You’ve got The Beatles
and David’s got The Stones
Nigel barely made parole

Ooo-oooh oooh oooh

A parody of Weezer, “Jamie"