Lyrics

Dammit, I just realized when I was posting this that Elliott used this one on a Chaputzvah tune. I've been sitting on this track for Cillizza for a long time but didn't have any material until this week when he talked about his hypochondria. oh well, can't get enough 50 ways or Junior tunes so here goes another Sharona.

WORRIED THAT HE'S GOT GANGRENE, IN HIS SPLEEN
BUT PROBABLY JUST A STOMACH CRAMP, CHRIS CILLIZZA
THINKS THAT HE'S GOT TB, OR HIV
NOT SEASONAL ALLERGIES, CHRIS CILLIZZA?

DOC WON'T TAKE HIS CALLS
HE'S APPALLED, FEELS LIKE A HOSTAGE AND
HE'S RECOMMENDED PSYCHIATRIC MEDICINE
CHRIS, CHRIS, CHRIS, AT THE FIX, ACHOO!
C-C-C CHRIS CILLIZZA

ALL DAY LONG ON WEB MD, RESEARCHING
CERTAIN THAT HE'S GOT SCABIES
CHRIS CILLIZZA
A VERY SLIGHT HEADACHE AND, VISION BLURRED
THAT'S GOTTA BE A BRAIN TUMOR, CHRIS CILLIZZA!

DOWN AT THE ER, 3 DAYS A WEEK
NO, THAT'S JUST A PIMPLE, NOT MONKEYPOX, ON YOUR OBLIQUES

CHRIS, CHRIS, CHRIS, AT THE FIX, ACHOO!
C-C-C CHRIS CILLIZZA
THAT'S A MOLE, NOT A CYST, CILLIZZA