Lyrics

On the eighth day of Hanukkah Mr. Tony gave to us:
Eight boxes of Triscuits,
Seven pints of ice cream,
Six a.m. shopping on Black Friday,
Five shows a week! (But how's your Thursday show?)
Forecasts from Sheehan,
Three Robert Griffins,
Two sweaters from a shoe store,
And a bald orange man that we love!

A parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"