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yeah, I recycled the Gruden Effect joke from my Nirvana jingle.


Waiting for an invitation to arrive
to Scott McCloughan’s office, or a tweet from his wife
Waiting for an invitation to arrive
To Thanksgiving dinner with the Griffins and Snyders
How exactly did Jay get this job?
Did he win a contest or is he using blackmail?
One thing for certain The Gruden Effect
Doesn’t appear to be genetic

I was struck by something watching Thursday’s game
Trying to keep Phil Simms from driving me insane
Jay’s a dead man coaching, he’s only got 5 wins
But what do you expect when you claim your best QB is Kirk Cousins?
He’s throws picks like Trump chucks hats to half-wits
You can’t run the ball down 23