Lyrics

This is a remake of my original OLD WHITE RAPPER applied to what
Mr. Tony may have to contend with down the road.

SOME THINGS IN LIFE YOU DON’T WANT TO HAPPEN,
LIKE DIAL 980 AND HEAR TONY RAPPIN’
MAN’S GOT NO RHYTHM, CAN’T KEEP A BEAT,
WHEN IT COMES TO DANCIN’, HE HAS TWO LEFT FEET.
HIS OVER-AGED HOMIES AND GERIATRIC BROS,
TELLING T.K., DON’T PUT THAT ON THE SHOW.
IF THE DAY COMES AND RATINGS START TO SLIDE,
DON’T EVEN CONSIDER GIVING RAPPIN’ A TRY.
DON’T SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE, DEFEND YOUR HONOR,
YOU CAN’T HANG IN THE STUDIO, DROOLIN’ IN A CORNER.
IT BEGINS WITH DROOL, THEN THE WHOLE BODY’S LEAKIN’,
EVEN FROM PLACES FROM WHICH YOU AIN’T SPEAKIN’.
IF THE KORNHEISER SHOW ENDS UP IN THE CRAPPER,
IT’S BEEN THERE BEFORE, WITHOUT TONY THE RAPPER.