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THE 980 HANDICAP, ENTRIES

WILBON, A GOOD LOOKING THOROUGHBRED WITH
EXCELLENT CREDENTIALS
JUNIOR, A RUN-OF-THE-MILL GELDING
MR. TONY, AN ODD COLORED, ORANGE HORSE WITH
VERY LITTLE HAIR. HE LOOKS BETTER SUITED AS A
CAROUSEL PONY AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK
.MR. ED, FAMOUS TV PERSONALITY, NOT RACING BUT
ACTING AS A TRANSLATER FOR THE NON-SPEAKING HORSES.

THE RACE: THEY BREAK WELL BUT JUNIOR SEEMS TO PREFER WALKING
TO RUNNING AND IS LEFT BEHIND. WILBON AND MR. TONY
ARE BACK AND FORTH FOR THE LEAD. IN THE STRETCH,
MR. TONY SEEMS TO BE SNACKING ON SOMETHING
AND MANAGES TO GET THE BOX STUCK ON HIS NOSE.
AT THE WIRE, MR. TONY WINS BY “A BOX OF TRISCUITS”
WILBON CLAIMS FOUL AND MR. TONY REPLIES:
“VALIDATION BABY, VALIDATION”