Lyrics

Everything I Do (I Do It For Food!!)

I look into the fridge
at 980
is all of this for me?

A dozen of frozen steaks
ice cream pints
a wheel of cheese of enormous size

Don’t tell me, my pants don’t fit no more
I can’t help it, I schnorr, schnorr, schnorr, schnorr

It’s sad but true
Everything I do, I do it for food (free food!)

There’s no show that goes this low
but no other host like me, though
I’m still hungry so spend your money
send me wine, send me cake

I wanna eat some cake, baby...

A parody of Bryan Adams, “Everything I Do (I Do It For You)"