Lyrics

Lyrics by Ron Moretti, Vocals by Eric Yani

AIN’T NO JINGLES WHEN YOU’RE GONE,
IT’S NO FUN WHEN YOU’RE AWAY.
AIN’T NO JINGLES WHEN YOUR GONE,
AND YOU’RE ALWAYS GONE TOO LONG,
EVEN WHEN IT’S ONLY THREE DAYS.

OLD GUY RADIO DISAPPEARS,
NIGEL TURNS INTO MARC STERN,
I HIT A BIKER WEARING BLACK,
WE CAN’T WAIT UNTIL YOU’RE BACK,
MISTER TONY, PLEASE RETURN.

AND WE TRY, WE TRY,
WE TRY, WE TRY, WE TRY,
WE TRY, WE TRY, WE TRY,
WE TRY, WE TRY, WE TRY,
TO TURN OUT A PARODY HIT,
BUT WE NEED YOUR HUMOR AND WIT,
AIN’T NO JINGLES WHEN YOU’RE GONE.