Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

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A parody of a song by Ella Fitzgerald.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 12/02/2014  Released: 12/03/2014  First aired: 12/22/2014

Lyrics

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

So you heard Springsteen and most of U2
Man that band is tight
So glad their show wasn’t on that late at night

Had yourself an entire box of Triscuits
Who cares what you weigh?
Washed them down with a bottle of fine cabernet

Here you are with your old guy ways
Listeners eyes they glaze, you schnorr
On TV you appear to us, rant and jeer to us - what for?

In our ears it seems you’ve yakked forever
Why not take a bow?
Even Bono knows when he should sit one out!
What makes you think that anyone is listening now?


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  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    Great lyrics, great performance!
    3938 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    I have another one for this song which I am getting ready to add. Your lyrics are much deeper, as usual. Love it!
    3940 days ago.