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YOU KNOW GARY AND NIGEL AND TORI AND JENNIE.

HOWARD AND DAVID AND KEVIN THE WEENIE.

BUT DO YOU RECALL? THE MOST GRUMPY SHOW HOST OF ALL.

TONY THE BALDING CURMUDGEON, HAD A VERY SHINEY HEAD. (WITH A COMBOVER)

AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT, YOU WOULD EVEN SAY IT'S RED. (NO, THAT'S DEFINITELY ORANGE)

ALL OF THE LOYAL LITTLES, LIKE THE SHOW MORE THAN SEX. (EVEN COURTNEY?)

TONY IS ALWAYS AMUSING. STILL CAN'T EVEN SEND A TEXT. (SONS OF BITCHES)

THEN THE COLLEAGUES CALLED A STORM, MISSED IT BY A MILE.

TONY SCRAPPED THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW, MY HOW THE LITTLES WERE READY TO BLOW.

THEN HE RETURNED THE NEXT DAY, TO CRUSH EVERY ONE BY NAME.

TONY THE BALDING CURMUDGEON, MADDER THAN CANTORE IN THE RAIN.