Lyrics

(To the theme of the Monkees TV theme song.)

Here he comes, Mr. Reg-i-nald
He get the funniest looks from, the Orange man who's bald.

Hey, hey, he's a Monkey and people say he monkeys around
But he's to busy winning to put anybody down.

He's just tryin' to be friendly one day he'll be a chimp
He's the young generation, and makes Jaws look like a wimp.

Hey, hey, he's a Monkey, he's never arr-o-gant
He used to love to go ice fishing, with the great Bud Grant.

The teams he picks are all winners
Nobody's doing better than him
but if Reginald should ever start losing
he's gonna rip your lungs out, Jim......