Lyrics

It came from a place called Monrovia
Been to Dulles and Dallas, but Tom Friedman said it's under control-a
C-c-c-control-a
Now Mr. Tony is worried about how it will advance
But Howard Fineman told him that the number's only big for ebola
e-b-ol-a ebola, e-e-e-ebola

Well he's not the world's most youthful guy
So we understand his worry when his fever gets high
it's ebola, e-e-e-ebola
Well he's not dumb, 'cause he does understand
To close your Window Nation window to protect your clan, from
ebola, e-e-e-ebola

She looked fine on the news the week before
And he never ever kissed Wendy Rieger before
But now he has and it's his demise
He's got ebola, Wilbon's not surprised

Well I'm not a PTI Psychic Hotline fan
But like a chimp becomes a monkey and forty makes a man, we'll get
Ebola, we'll all get ebola, e-e-e-ebola...