Dedicated Forecaster Of Winter

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A parody of a song by The Kinks.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 01/28/2016  Released: 01/30/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

For #200, here is a Kinks classic in honor of my favorite weatherman, and I get to show off my English accent, just a little bit. EAT IT, NIGEL!!!!


When days are clear, he doesn't care
when snow's around, he's always there
It will make or break him so he must be at his best
'Cause he's a dedicated forecaster of winter

When the NAO goes negative
And the PNA is positive
He's eagerly awaiting both the Euro and the Nam
'Cause he's a dedicated forecaster of winter

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
He's giddy as a schoolgirl in a blizzard
His colleagues call for wet snow, but Kevin knows it's dry and light
'Cause he's a dedicated forecaster of winter

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
He'd like to let you know what's in his long range
Next week it will be quite warm but then the snow comes back
'Cause Kevin's a dedicated forecaster of winter

LYRICS/VOCALS by JOE ARO

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  • judofuse in Atlanta
    One of the funniest things from visiting the show was seeing Kevin literally walk in right before his segments and list a few news stories that they could discuss... all of which Tony had already covered. It was great.
    3200 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Not sure exactly when Kevin got the newsman gig, but I love his show with Thom Loverro at noon, right after TK. Kevin is a diehard Redskins fan like me, and he used to work with John Riggins on TV also, and Riggo is my all time favorite player.
    3200 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Congrats on #200, Joe! You and I have been doing this about the same amount of time and I'm quite a bit shy of 100! This is crazy!
    3200 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    what exactly IS Kevin's main job? i know he has a sports radio show, right? how did he get to even BE the newsman?
    3200 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Great one for #200. I love that you don't even say the word "weather" in this... because you nailed it -he IS only a Winter Forecaster!
    3200 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Congrats on #200, Joe! Love the accent here.
    3200 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    200!!!!!!!
    3201 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Congrats on #200. Great accent.
    3201 days ago.