Lyrics

Look at me, I’m RG3,
They put statues up for me,
Endorsements beg,
For the man with one leg,
Majestic RG3

Here’s the season’s secret plan,
Lots of cash from owner Dan,
Visa will do,
Even Mastercard, too.
For hero RG3

Sure don’t mean to be a jerk,
Shut your yap there, Cousin Kirk,
Football is fine,
But I don’t have the time . . . .
I’m Subway’s RG3!

A parody of Grease, "Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee"