Lyrics

I rode my tricycle down in Rockville one day
When I saw this old man try to drive through my lane
He yelled 'Hey You, Don't you know who I am?"
I yelled back "Oh yes I do, but I'm not a fan"...
Well, he's got a great big orange bald head, and he thinks he owns the road.
When I tried to show him that he doesn't, his middle finger he showed.
I've been tri-cycling around a while, and I even drive when it snows.
Oh, he's got a great big orange bald head, and he thinks he owns the road.
(Sonsabitches)

Ripped from Thursday's latest rant against the bikers....
By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "BRAND NEW KEY" by Melanie Safka