Lyrics

Well I heard her giggle on the radio
she seemed smart she was picking games on Mr. Tony’s show
I think she started this a few years ago

and I could swear I’d heard her voice before
but where or when, I couldn’t say, I wasn’t really sure
so I listened to her squeal some more

then all it once, it came to me
I remembered where I’d heard Courtney
and I said, “Oh, my God!
I think this girl does [rhymes with torn]!!!"

She does just about anything
in her DVDs
She’s achieved great fame
lying [redacted] on the floor

Now Tony’s winning
just like Charlie Sheen
It took awhile but now I know that Courtney [redacted] does [rhymes with torn]

please don’t tell my wife
Tony’s guests are doing [rhymes with torn]

A parody of Natalie Imbruglia, “Torn”