Lyrics

I've got something for all you folks
I've got your emails, got your notes
I've got your fax, man, who sends a fax man?

I am big and you are small
You may have hair but I am bald
Like Henry Waxman, yeah Henry Waxman

If you're sneaky tall / I'll read your height
If you've got ice cream / please send a pint
If you're getting hitched / I will not go
If your life's a bitch / This is your show