Lyrics

A parody of Pink's "Raise Your Glass" re-capping the yearly mean-spirited "twitching little freaks" rhetoric. Take that, Satchmo!

Lyrics:
Right, right, turn up the lights
They're gonna use their minds tonight.
Get their spelling on!

TK says it's all too much,
Freaky kids, please shut up.
Just go hit some balls!

Torie hates these little fainters,
Thinks their social life is tainted
Gary's discreet, Tony's concrete
but here's their consensus:

Go shave your 'stache
Cuz it's so wrong,
& put the book away, turn the TV on.
Or you'll never be never be anything but weird
And Itty bitty twitching little freaks

Won't you come on and come on
Shave your stache
Won't you come on and come
Shave your stache!