Lyrics

Hello Muddah Hello Junior
Here I am at Camp Keyuma
My camp counselor's name is Larry
He has fired half the campers which is scary

Teachers don’t know what they’re doing
Arts & Crafts is now tattooing.
They would like us to go camping
But I find my cabin bed is best for napping

Guys are swimmin’, that might look fun
But I won’t go past my swim trunks
Have you sent me for no reason?
On the whole I’d rather be at the Four Seasons

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Parody of a parody song . . . very sad