Kornheiser Morn

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A parody of a song by Neil Diamond.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 05/10/2014  Released: 05/11/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Stay for just a while
Stay so we can listen to you
Been so much fun through a snowy winter, now you're ready for the door
Read to me a while
I only wanna hear some mail
before you drive that old Bay Bridge
and make my mornings suck again......
Kornheiser Morn
We'd send our jingles in and hoped you'd play
We Littles write our emails each and every day
Kornheiser Mornings, what will I do while you're away?

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of Neil Diamond's "SEPTEMBER MORN"

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  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Lovely. Sure to be in Jeannie's top 5.
    4145 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    This is so sad. Hysterical, but sad. More Neil Diamond!! I was going to do "I Am I Said", but the lyrics are already too silly to make a jingle out of them!
    4147 days ago.
  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    Very nice, Joe!
    4147 days ago.