Lyrics

The original is way too long and probably way too long for this site. So, here's the shortened version. I've never been a big fan of "Constant Craving" by K.D. Lang but I heard it on the radio at work a week or so ago and immediately thought of "Constant Kvetching." My apologies to Ms. Lang:

LYRICS:
Even though he's a millionaire, he still begs for stuff for free.
And constant schnorring, he always begs.
And even when Cillizza gives him a shirt,
he moans cuz it's not an XL.
Constant Kvetching, that's always him. That's why we love him!