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Kornheiser (parody of “In Summer”)

What’s this? It’s a parody of “In Summer”. From the movie ‘Frozen’.
I believe I had that. Eat it McMannus.

Gary’s a man, in charge of promoting Kazakhstan
Who moonlights as a funny man for, Kornheiser.
A radio gaffe, the silence you hear is Jeannie’s laugh.
For this she incurs the old man’s wrath, Kornheiser.

Where else can you get football picks, from a monkey or talking head?
Or listen to Carville, it’s quite a marvel, go against the spread?
And Wilbon will say with glee, he’s not surprised by Soylent Green
He could’ve told you after the opening scene, its people!

Dah dah, da doo, uh bah bah bah bah bah boo
Politics and sports are both so intense,
Put ‘em together it just makes sense!
Rrr Raht da daht dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah doo
The podcast delay has the Littles befuddled,
24 hours and the news can be …. read in a paper.

Friday movie reviews, with the Posts’ Ann Hornaday
If you’re on your bike, do wear white, and get out of the way

This may be a local show, the sales weasels don’t seem to know
The Littles will stand all across this great land for Kornheiser!

“This show stinks” “Sonsabitches”

Kornheiser!!