Lyrics

What does it really take to do trigonometry?
Anyone can learn to bake a cake.
Even a child could solve cold fusion.
But you try facing Kershaw at the plate

It's hard, so hard
It's the hardest thing in the galaxy
And he doesn't care if that sounds absurd
It's hard, so hard
In a big game situation
He's given it some thought
And hitting's really hard, says Jayson Werth

with apologies to Sir Elton