Lyrics

Kornheiser, older than the moon
Your raving like a lunatic
They won't take you at newspapers
Now radio listeners are stuck with your schtick

Loud schnorer begging us for stuff
Two incomes aren't enough for you
Your trying our patience again
You bald and orange man
"Don't you know who I am?"
Kornheiser, that's who

After the Henry Mancini tune, "Moon River"