Lyrics

Hey Mister Tony
Do you really leave the movie
when there's still an hour left to go
Can you please explain this to me?
What's the deal?
I know you'd never miss a meal
Is this for real?

Hey Mister Tony
What's it like when you read emails
You'll get to five or six a day
but the ones I write to you all fail
oh yes they do
I can't compare with Shad's Haiku
you know it's true

Oh, it's what you read to me…
Oh, it's what you read to me…
Now, it's time for the Mailbag…
Now, it's time for the mailbag…
Tony's Mailbag.....

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "HEY THERE DELILAH" by Plain White T's