Lyrics

Western New York covered in sandy beach
That'll be the day I go back to Binghamton
An English major, and I ate my share of lamb spiedies,
No crack dealing point guards got us in the tournament.

Well I'm no educator but I've got the cash
And if I schmooze enough I hope to get that sash

But please don't call them Bearcats or BU
And believe me I'm just as surprised as you
That they'd put me on the board of my old schooool.

A parody of a song by the same name, by "Steely Dan"