Lyrics

Wouldn't it be nice to hear an email
Written by a little with a clue
A listener who's not so self-indulgent
And knows the Bird of Prey is not Raju

This recent brand of emails we're not lovin'
We never thought we'd miss your toaster oven

Wouldn't it be bad if there were jingles
Written with as little thought as these
I could write a tune about my mustache
And play it on a broken tambourine

For all the crappy times we've spent together
I even miss the jokes about the weather
And this just isn't nice

Parody of Los Beach Boys "Wouldn't It Be Nice"