Lyrics

Imagine that I send you notes
It's easy 'cause it's true
Now imagine that you read my notes
You never, never ever ever do...
Now I’m not tryin’
To offend
But I’d stab you
I'd stab you with this pen
Yes I will
I'll stab you with my pen
Oh yeah

I’m writing emails night and day
I send them all to you
Then you’ll read one from Kabukistan
And then another SHAD HAIKU
So I’m asking you my friend
Will you ever read something that I send?
Is there a shrink that you might recommend?
Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of I'LL GET YOU by THE BEATLES
No, I wouldn't really STAB anybody with a pen. Maybe a cocktail fork?