Mercurochrome

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A parody of a song by Paul Simon.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 08/08/2025  Released: 08/08/2025  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

"Mercurochrome"

When I think back on all the knees I scraped in grade school
Yeah it's a wonder I can walk at all
I thought my disinfectant really hadn’t hurt me none
But I just read the writing on the wall

Mercurochrome
They give us that bright red color
They give us the carmine shudder
Makes you think all the world's
A bloody day, oh yeah....
I got a bad contusion
I got the scrapes and bruising
So mama don't you take
Mercurochrome away

Lyrics: Max Magen from Philadelphia (Currently in Marlboro, Vermont)
Vocals: Joe Aro, Ellicott City, Maryland

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