Lyrics

Birthday flowers sent to the neighbors
Cuz Tracy Callahan's a good egg
they came to my door but I was out doing chores
so then this little bitty dog bit my leg
Christ! I need Neosporin
and now I'm starting to bleed
the way things are goin'
they're gonna amputate me

Doctor said don't use Neosporin
What are we even doin' here, Satch?
These iodine sticks, you know that they'll do the trick
Just use 'em once and then you toss in the trash
When are they signing McLaurin?
That's what your open should be
Instead you hype Neosporin
Just leave the doctorin' to me

Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
Parody of BALLAD OF JOHN & YOKO (fab four)