Lyrics

50 Ways To Cook A Chicken

Lyrics: Jo Aro & Neil From Rockville
Arrangement: Paul Simon
Performed By: Joe Aro


The problem is all inside your grill he said to me
The answers are easy if you take them logically
I’d like to help you in your struggles with poultry
There must be fifty ways to cook a chicken

He said it's really not my habit to intrude
But I hope my recipes can put you in a better mood
So I’ll repeat myself, since it involves your favorite food
There must be fifty ways To cook a chicken
Fifty ways to cook your chicken

You just put it on the grill, Phil
Use a fry pan, Stan
You don't need to use sage, Page
Just don't over salt
400 on bake, Jake
You don't need to season much
Just stuff it with cheese, please
and make the skin crispy

It's better off the bone, Joan
Eat whatever's left, Jeff
You don't need to reheat, Pete
Just listen to me
Roast yourself a thigh, Guy
Or you could even fry!
but I like it with cheese, please
and make that skin crispy!