Lyrics

I saw a former writer on TV last night
He mentioned me and then he cursed my name
I fired him ‘cause he stopped writing
but that fell on deaf ears
Still hates me after all these years
oh, he hates me after all these years

4 in the morning, he’s up before dawn and
looking for something on TV
He’s still not writing, why isn’t he writing?
he’s got 5 hours before work…

A parody of Paul Simon, “Still Crazy After All These Years"