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Sheepdog
Ate a wedding cake
My dog
Swallowed half a snake!
Some kind of child’s toy with seven plastic rings
Our cocker spaniel once devoured that whole thing!

Shih Tzu
Puking up his guts
Afghan
Don’t look in his butt!
It’s quite disgusting but it happens all the time
Once you’ve committed to the friendship of canines

Small curd cottage cheese
Tillamook Ice cream
Standing near the sink
If they're hungry they’ll eat anything.