Alternative Facts!
Lyrics
I'm thinking that the bulldog-shaped Sean Spicer is secretly a Little. Sad. Really, that would depress me.
Used tell us all how the Orchid would be leaving this town
Littles still remember what you say
And when you thought John Wall should be traded, they should blow up the team
How’s that insight working for you today?
Alternative facts! Everyone could hear you say
That Matt Ryan was really not deserving
Alternative facts! Listen to them every day
You were wrong, and it sure won’t be the last time
I thought this was Hall & Oates, but it turns out those guys were good, and this one was by Player
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