Alternative Facts!

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A parody of a song by Player.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 01/25/2017  Released: 01/26/2017  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I'm thinking that the bulldog-shaped Sean Spicer is secretly a Little. Sad. Really, that would depress me.

Used tell us all how the Orchid would be leaving this town
Littles still remember what you say

And when you thought John Wall should be traded, they should blow up the team
How’s that insight working for you today?

Alternative facts! Everyone could hear you say
That Matt Ryan was really not deserving
Alternative facts! Listen to them every day
You were wrong, and it sure won’t be the last time


I thought this was Hall & Oates, but it turns out those guys were good, and this one was by Player

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    So great. I dig Falsetto Weiss too.
    2712 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Perfect song choice for the topic. Great.
    2713 days ago.
  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    Falsetto Weiss is my favorite Weiss. Great re-appropriation of the phrase.
    2716 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Sleepy, head on my desk type of morning. Knew that this jingle was all I needed to change that. Thank you Sir.
    2719 days ago.