Lyrics

Close the blinds, Tony’d miss it
Wilbon won’t dismiss it
Pointless contests that count for squidouche

Summer league NBA
Who cares ‘bout the games they play?
But Wilbon must be seen walking through


He’ll pretend he’s observing
Magic man that's named Ervin
Now these dopes play like they’re in high school

Though the season’s on hiatus
Wilbon flies off to Vegas
And pretends that he's obligated to

Wilbon’s loving, this meaningless milieu
Counts for nothing, but it’s Black Thanksgiving 2