Cillizza (Godzilla)

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A parody of a song by Blue Oyester Cult.
Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 10/29/2015  Released: 12/14/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Jerry and I agreed we'd release our anti-Cillizza screeds at about the same time. For the record he Cillizza doesn't annoy me as much as some of you but I understand the sentiment.

With a powerful hatred we loath the sound
when Cillizza interrupts as Tony’s trying to expound

Helpless Littles want to open a vein
when he repeats what Gary said verbatim

He’s somehow in the chair almost every day now
Why must we endure this hypocondriatic clown

Oh no, they say he's got to go go go Cillizza
Oh no, throw him off the show, go go Cillizza

Twitter complains again and again
But somehow they just keep booking him
Cillizza!

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  • judofuse in Atlanta
    A song that I had written on my list for Cillizza. You crushed it... and him. Excellent!
    3123 days ago.
  • Toaster oven porthouser in Tacoma, WA
    So so so good
    3127 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    By the way Anita, TIRB is such a great way to refer to Rob.
    3127 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    However, after careful consideration, I will be submitting Rob Berg's Ringtone for airtime consideration. Kidding, kidding...
    3127 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    I'm with TIRB on this one. And I always want more DA rant! Besides an underground jingle network - way cool.
    3127 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    yeah, that's what I figured. and they are legion. I'd like to see howard in studio once a week, and i think they should always bump his politics segment with intergalactic howard fineman. i also miss the DA/Gary Monday morning combo.
    3127 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    I can't speak for Jerry but I don't plan to send this to Nigel. Some things I do are just for the TK Jingles core group.
    3127 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    No, these songs aren't in the spirit of what they play in any way whatsoever. There are lines they won't cross. My song is just shameless pandering to people that don't enjoy 4 days/week of Cillizza
    3127 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    do you think they would even play these 2 songs for him, let alone put them on the air? TK obviously wants him on the show. these songs are not only rough on cillizza but also Satch for having him in studio. maybe I'm misreading things though.
    3127 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    If Cillizza ever sees me in the street he'll beat me with a Catholic U lacrosse stick and leave me for dead.
    3127 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Can't wait to hear how he reacts to these two. You want to be in a jingle? Be careful what you ask for.
    3127 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    cillizza doesn't bother me, and i think Satch interrupts people way more than chris does so I really don't have an issue with him. that said, his love of Starship alone should qualify him for ceaseless and merciless hammering like this.
    3127 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    I sat on that song for almost 3 months because Chris simply hasn't been on the show as much after that deluge to start September. Like all things in life, in moderation Cillizza is just fine w/ me!
    3128 days ago.