Lyrics

I made a note to myself to work on this over the weekend but forgot all about it until Jerry posted his Schvitz song. Still, between Tony's aversion to eating with strangers, his recent dietary restrictions and the general awkwardness of semi-nude eating I decided it was too good to pass up.

Scores of men who take a break
For a steam and a steak
when time permits
Eatin’ at the Schvitz

Now, if you can’t eat toasted seeds
Cuz Narisetti has decreed
it makes you sick
Try eatin’ at the Schvitz

Undressed like the waitresses at Hooters
Trying not to look at some guy’s pooper
Super duper

Come, let's mix where all the bros
Eat porterhouses while unclothed
it'll be bliss
Eatin’ at the Schvitz