When I'm 84

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 01/06/2016  Released: 01/06/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

When I get old and kicked off TV, not so long from now
Will I still be yakking on the radio?
reading emails, faxes and notes?
Will I still fight with moose-cans in line
at the Safeway Store
Hey Michael it's raining, I'll still be complaining
When I'm 84
I'll shave my facial hair
and I will buy a wig, please don't stop and stare

By Joe Aro

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Fabulous!
    3047 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Loved this from the title alone!
    3049 days ago.
  • Dylan in Los Angeles, CA
    Love this, Joe!
    3051 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Excellent job getting this idea into a jingle. I really enjoy that Tony has put some thought into essentially creating a retirement disguise. And Urlacher looks like a cousin of Kevin James now... I'm not one to tell anyone what to do with their hair - but I hope they are paying him a bunch of endorsement money to keep that on his head.
    3054 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    because so few jingles reference the faxes and notes line anymore i find it thrilling when someone finds a clever way to tuck them into a song. and i hope he changes his look to something like parliament funkadelic. that would be awesome.
    3054 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Nice Joe! He's totally 84 in my eyes unless he gets some of Brian Urlacher's new locks. That's the kind of locks you can have on Yom Kippur.
    3055 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Good one Joe. When he's 84? Hell that's just around the corner. He better get Urlacher on speed dial.
    3055 days ago.

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