Lyrics

I, was listening to the TK Show
I heard a jingle, reminding me of long ago
back then the mailbag songs were all about the mail
podcast delay was a lyric that could never fail
I know that folks are only the jingling the news now
I wanna go back
to songs about faxes but we can't go back I know
Why can't we go back?
boiling eggs takes lots of practice
yeah I learned that from this show

I recall, Tony in a Safeway line
he stood his ground
hoping he'd check out on time
All he wanted to buy was a can of soup and grapefruit juice
then this lady passed Tone with a can much bigger than a moose
Yes I know the jingles now are not the same no no no
I wanna go back
to some songs about bocce but we can't go back I know
I'd like to go back
Play me some Trotz Trotz Trotzy
I guess we might go back, I know
We might go back!!


By Joe Aro
Parody of "I WANNA GO BACK" by EDDIE MONEY, 1986