Lyrics

Please Greggie, can't you see my doggie's gotta pee?
I been watching as Biscuit is pacing and sniffing and making eyes at me
It's been so lonely since Al Michaels moved away
So Greg, if you're able, come join me with Mabel, it's such a lovely day.

Go on and call her, get your hat and shoes on
Go on and leash her, in case we see a stray Bichon...

Cause I'm the only one who's waiting with my doggie for you
And I'm the only one who's ready to go walking with you
So come on Greg, let's have some fun,
Just bring some baggies to clean up
Till all our pooches' business is done
I'm the only one...