Lyrics

Dream of college kids the with something round their waists
Safekeeping buttocks in MeUndies well encased
I make this sacrifice to save them from disgrace
Never comprehending the trousers falling down

I'll share my box of belts with you (I'll share with you)
It’s inefficient that these Bearcat belts would all be mine (For the kids, too)
I only need a belt or two (I'll share with you)
I'll share my Bearcat belts with you