Lyrics

At the start of your show
You'll plug your restaurant
You say you're full service
You even changed the sign font
You'll say you're for profit
But you know that's a lie
Gotta fill those bar-stoooools
Chatter !!

Late at night
About 7 or so
You say you wanna bartend
Bubes says you're a dope
He says it's gonna cost us
And you know that's no lie
But the hell with it
Ooooh Chatter

It was a bad idea
Right from the start
A debt so deep
Man this really wasn't smart
Well the Littles are comin
Thinkin it's so cool
To watch you perform
But your accountant says "Fool"

Well Michael and Elizabeth
And even Baby Bootsie
Kids, make your own money
you won't be getting it from me
My credit's now shit
And I'm not gonna lie
It's still alot of fun
Owning Chatter

Ooooh Chatter...
Not Shinebox
Not Mitzy's
It's Chatter...

Lyrics by Brian Fedarko
Vocals/Additional lyrics by Joe Aro
Parody of "Fire" (Pointer Sisters version)