Lyrics

(This is about Tony behind the bar. If it were longer then we would get to the part where Wilbon walks into the room.)

It's 7 O'Clock here at Chatter
The Redskins crowd, they're comin' in
I see an old man there behind the bar
Looks like trouble, just where to begin.......

He says, "How do you make a fruit daiquiri? 
I think my Lexus assistant might know? 
When I don't know what to do 
Pour tequila into 
A glass until it overflows 

Get out from the bar you're incompetent !!!
yells Bubes, the pissed Socialite
Just go into the crowd and shake few hands 
We're losing big money tonight

Lyrics by Robert Szkolnicki and Joe Aro
Vocal by Joe Aro