Lyrics

We’d like to learn about your undergarments for our files
Cradled jewels in diamond seamed pouches
It’s not a secret which Kornheiser is preferred
It's notable MeUndies opted for the kid

This one’s for you Michael Kornheiser
MeUndies saved its racy read for you
Woo woo woo

You're not to blame Michael Kornheiser
For reading words that Dad finds quite risqué
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

A parody of "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel