Lyrics

Lyrics:
Pissin' and moanin'
and rantin' and ravin'
yellin' and screamin'
Each day starts anew.
When will he come after you?
So if you’re thinking how can I be spared?
All you gotta give’s
Free parkin' or dinin’ or clothin,’ promotin’
Yeah, he’s loaded but trust me this dude, he loves free wares.

And he’s so afraid to fly, cross a bridge, or swim.
Thinks caramel’s good for him too.
Adult monkeys come from chimps Yeah...
You’ll often hear him mistaken but repeatin'
God, this show’s a-stinkin’!
Just pissin' and moanin' and rantin' and ravin'
(fade)

* A parody of Wishin' and Hopin' by Dusty Springfield