Lyrics

(With apologies to Brad Weiss...)



For all the sponsors that you've had on your podcast
That one for CRAFTSMAN made you sound like an ass
You think two ordinary guys can help you save
They make a million bucks each time that you shave

He could never turn that toothbrush on, but the Littles all knew that he was puttin' on a clown act, guess he lost that contract
And Michael’s got MEUNDIES on, and his description of them, we don’t wanna hear that, but I think he knows that….

And Tony he tells you, he likes his shit for free
That works for HOFWOFs, but what about you and me?
Well I’ve been saving for a suit, then I heard it on your show
Indochino !
Now I don’t even need a loan

So if you'd like, to save, on Johnny O....
Just enter TKLIGHTS and thank yourself
But if you ask Ton' what does "ARGO" mean....
I’m sure he’ll tell you ARGO F-CK yourself


By Joe Aro
Parody of "Love Yourself" by Justin Bieber
Brad Weiss did it better