There's No Snow Ever! (It's Now Or Never)

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A parody of a song by Elvis Presley.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 02/10/2020  Released: 02/10/2020  First aired: 02/19/2020

Lyrics

Just like his colleagues
from across the nation
Kip thinks he's good at
prognostication....

The sponsors have bailed out
let's just see how this plays out
2 feet or less, it's all a guess
for Kip

There's no snow ever!
Kip Sheeman lied
His winter fearcast
was falsified
Tomorrow, there'll be no storm
Kip sucks at weather.....
he under-performed

By Joe Aro
"It's Now Or Never" by Elvis Presley
Show clips from "OLE BUTCH HENDERSON" 12/11/19
(Otherwise known as The Kip Sheeman Winter Weather Outlook, 2019-2020)

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  • Ruth Bandler
    Another good one.
    1994 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    This premise and jingle are both great!
    2019 days ago.
  • RobFromMonroe in Monroe Connecticut
    Great use of the King! Up there with “Chuck takes the under” and just about every other one you’ve done.
    2022 days ago.