Lyrics

"BROWN COWS" (Parody of RIGHT NOW by VAN HALEN)

Lyrics:
Don't wanna hear about baseball.
Save that for another day....
I only wanna hear about your childhood.
On a farm, in the "Green Mountain State"
Waking up at 5, walked a mile to feed 'em....
Then I had to shovel the manure.
Couldn't fix the tractor, couldn't fix anything,
so my folks, sent me outta town.
BROWN COWS!
Make good ice cream.
BROWN COWS!
The kind you eat around the sink.
BROWN COWS!
Share those classic moments
on the farm with the Jersey cows....
(butterfat is everything.....)

Idea/Elliott Olshansky
Lyrics/Elliott & Joe
Vocal: Joe Aro