Lyrics

Now Part 1.5 - with updated lyrics.

Please allow us to introduce ourselves
This is Jason and Rob jingling
We were wondering if you could pass on a question
To Gretchen Wu and Charlie Ng
Ask them if their Professor Boyle
Used to wear a really bad toupee
And prefaced his jokes by saying “Here’s a zinger for ya"
I always wanted to bring in those raspberry cakes

And when our Boyle would say that
I’d surreptitiously fire them at his face, oh yeah
His breath could singe your nose hairs
It was like inhaling a can of mace, oh yeah

Can you tell Gretchen I saw Steph Curry
At the Target over South Park way?
He spent fifteen minutes reading yogurt labels
Ended up buying a crudite
And also a friend of mine worked part time at the Gap
Jim Harbaugh came in one day
He bought a dozen pairs of pants and socks
Pleated khakis, all exactly the same

Hey, you know what’s good for breakfast?
A Nutella and banana crepe
See if Gretchen can translate that into Latin
For my Vatican trip next May

A parody of "Sympathy for the Devil" by The Rolling Stones