As Jets Run By

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A parody of a song by The Rolling Stones.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 10/18/2015  Released: 10/18/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

As Tears Go By

It is the evening of the game
Once more the Skins played pretty lame
Fans say progress is what they see
But that’s not me
I sat and watched
The Jets run by

Our guys just can't beat many teams
Our defense ain’t “all that,” it seems
All I hear is the sound
Of Fitzpatrick scoring on the ground
That could have been
Me running by

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    I cannot explain why this didn't air especially with the Fitzpatrick joke. Brilliantly done as always, John!
    3294 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    I agree with Rob. John should have the open every Monday. Never disappoints...
    3302 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    How did this not air? Love the meta Fitzpatrick reference.
    3302 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    they should just offer you a spot every Monday from September through December (not January, obviously) to play your latest redskins dirge. then play Joe's. right off the open.
    3304 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    This sounds like your own song - in many ways. The vocal fits in so perfectly that I woulda believed you wrote and recorded this as an original tune years ago.
    3305 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Thanks Anita. Happy to help ;-) It is a public service I offer weekly....
    3305 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    I'd didn't see the game but I didn't have to. John covered all I need to know right here.
    3305 days ago.